Hello everyone! It’s been a while since we’ve visited here and I’ve missed you! Has it been a busy spring for you so far? Did you enjoying watching the world becoming green again? It seemed to happen overnight here in east central Illinois and there was more lushness to take in every morning.
I hope to have some exciting writing news to share with you soon, and a longer blog post is on the way as well. In the meantime, below is a little list you may find useful. (One of the blogging advice articles I read recently said that “readers love lists,” and this one occurred to me as I was rummaging through the area of our kitchen counter that we call “The Bermuda Triangle”).
[Note: Not all of these pertain to my kitchen counter; however, I have personally encountered each one of these items, so this is sort of a PSA.] Feel free to write in with any additions!
10 Things Not to Leave on the Counter For Your Babysitter to See
1. Bills for therapy. Of any kind.
2. Prescription medications except for antibiotics that have been prescribed for a child, and preferably only for common ailments such as ear infections.
3. OTC medication except Tylenol or ibuprofen, and particularly not anything related to digestion or skin rashes.
4. Naked pictures. Of anyone. Not even artistic ones, or ones of you when you were pregnant.
5. Bottles of alcohol, particularly not very large ones that are nearly empty.
6. Report cards with bad grades on them, or any other school communication pertaining to your child unless it has the words “award” or “honors” on it.
7. Bills stamped “Past Due,” and anything with the words “collection agency.”
8. Greeting cards with personal messages inside, especially not those with intimate details about how you plan to celebrate a particular holiday.
9. Laboratory/test results, or any other medical communications, especially not those related to your weight, white blood cell count, or any communicable disease.
10. Self-improvement and/or advice literature of any kind, particularly nothing related to: infidelity, sexuality, addiction, mental illness, divorce, or “raising difficult children.”
If you’d like to send in your ideas for things to add to this list, I’ll post them here!
My sister found a half eaten sandwich in the cushions of one particularly cluttered (squalid) home she ones sat in. To fully appreciate this, you need to know what a freaky neatnik she is.
I am so happy to hear from you Leslie-I have been a little worried.
I am also grateful not to need a sitter anymore. Happy Spring to you and yours! Colleen
I was so happy to see this post! I now see that I have missed many! I just spent an hour reading all of your posts and have had a smile on my face the entire time. Thanks Leslie. Here is an addition for the list! (I happened to find one of these just last month)
Court Summons for domestic violence